When I first saw him moving over into the right lane, I thought he was going to drive down for the zipper merge, but then he hesitated, and it seemed like he wasn’t sure what he was doing so I slowed behind him. I quickly realized that he was actively blocking both lanes like the dumbass he proved to be, so I checked the bike lane behind me to make sure no bikes were coming and went for it.

He got out of his car and came up to my window, punched it, called me a bunch of names, and then smacked my mirror, so it folded backwards. When I opened my window to put my mirror back, he started screaming at me from his car to “say something” so that he could “embarrass me in front of my girl.”

I kept asking him if he’d heard of a zipper merge, but he kept yelling “say something” every time I tried to say something.

I don’t have sound recording turned on for my camera, so unfortunately I don’t have all of his words of wisdom to share with you.